How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who cares, make her cook in the dark!

There was a research about why do men like oral sex:
- 5% liked the dominance
- 5% liked the feeling
- 90% just liked the silence

Bed Football
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An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"

His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."

Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."

The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"

He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"

why is a woman like a dog turd?
The older it is the easier to pick it up

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. She should have it open when she brings it to you.