There is a 4-floor apartment building. A beautiful woman lived on the 1st floor, a policeman lived on the 2nd floor, a firefighter lived on the 3rd floor, and a blind man on the 4th. The woman was in the shower when the policeman knocked on the door. She put on her towel and opened the door. "Congradulate me, I caught my first villian," the policeman said. The woman shut the door and went back into the shoor. Then the fireman rang the door. She put on her towel and opened the door. "Congradulate me, I put out my first fire," the fireman said. She slammed the door shut and went back into the shower. The blind man knocked on the door. The woman got out of the shower and forgot to put on her towel before she opened the door. The blind man said "Congradulate me, I just got my eyesight back!"

A women was going through her husband's desk drawer and discovered three soybeans in an envelope containing thirty dollars in cash. So she asks her husband about it.
And the husband said, "Well, I have to confess. Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you. But every time I cheated, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself."
"So where did the thirty dollars come from?" she asked.
"Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I decided to sell."

why is a woman like a dog turd?
The older it is the easier to pick it up