Jeremey is at a bar and he's really off his head! so his friend, Dec, decides to take him home. He lifts Jeremy up, Jeremy falls on his face. Dec takes Jeremy out the door, Jeremy falls on his face. Dec carries Jeremy down the road, he falls on his face again. Dec calls a taxi, Jeremy falls inside the taxi. Dec and Jeremy go to Jeremys home. When they step out of the taxi, Jeremy falls on his face. He takes Jeremy up the stairs to his house, Jeremy falls on his face. Dec once more grabs Jeremy and knocks on the door. Jeremys wife, Helen, opens the door and says "Thanks for bringing him home, but wheres his wheelchair?"

What do you call a man who lost 75% of his intellegence?

Divorced

If a man alone in the woods speaks, and his wife cannot hear him. Is he still wrong?