What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Bob and Ted meet in the grocery store. Ted asks, "What did you do last night?"

"I watched a movie with Jenna Jameson," Bob replies.

"How was it?"

"I thought it was fine," Bob says, "but Jenna hated it."