There is a 4-floor apartment building. A beautiful woman lived on the 1st floor, a policeman lived on the 2nd floor, a firefighter lived on the 3rd floor, and a blind man on the 4th. The woman was in the shower when the policeman knocked on the door. She put on her towel and opened the door. "Congradulate me, I caught my first villian," the policeman said. The woman shut the door and went back into the shoor. Then the fireman rang the door. She put on her towel and opened the door. "Congradulate me, I put out my first fire," the fireman said. She slammed the door shut and went back into the shower. The blind man knocked on the door. The woman got out of the shower and forgot to put on her towel before she opened the door. The blind man said "Congradulate me, I just got my eyesight back!"

A policeman pulls you over and takes out his ticket book. You say to him, "I bet you are going to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball." Now, you wait for a few minutes and he answers, "Policemen don't have balls!" Now do you go to jail or do you leave freely