A husband and wife had a new computer.
The computer required them to enter a new password.
Husband, feeling randy, typed in PENIS.
An error message appeared, saying 'PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH'
The wife burst out laughing!!

What's fortune in missfortune?
- When your wife says you have biggest penis in the neighbourhood.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.