A mother is in a store with her three-year-old son. While in an aisle, the little boy covered his butt with his hands and jumped up and down. Before his mother could figure out what was wrong, he'd soiled himself.

"Honey," his mom told him, "you've got to let me know when you have to potty. Just tell me you have to go."

The boy quickly learned to say "I gots to go!" or "Gotta go!" when nature came calling.

After three weeks of the boy's pottying, the proud father decides to take the boy to a carnival. When they arrived, the dad excitedly told his son, "Hey, let's go on the ferris wheel together."

Fifteen minutes later, they were banned from the carnival.