So, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are audtioning for a movie about famous composers. At the audition the judges are like "Sylvester, who will you be playing" and Sylvester answers "I'll be Mozart". The judges then turn to arnie and say "And you, Arnie?" and Arnie says "I'll be Bach!"

Bob and Ted meet in the grocery store. Ted asks, "What did you do last night?"

"I watched a movie with Jenna Jameson," Bob replies.

"How was it?"

"I thought it was fine," Bob says, "but Jenna hated it."