Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. She should have it open when she brings it to you.

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"