A football player comes into the church and asks the priest:
- "Good day holy father. Would it be a sin for me to play the game on Sundays?"
- "My son... I've been watching your games, and it would be a sin for you to play on any day"

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

2 men and a woman were talking about the fact that stepping on a duck will bring bad luck. One day in the park, the 3 people met. The woman was with Michael Jackson. The 2 men asked what happened and she said "I stepped on a duck,". The 2nd person was with Britney Spheres. The 2 other people asked what happened and he said "I stepped on a duck,". The last guy was with Pamela Anderson. The 2 other people asked what happened and Pamela Anderson said "I stepped on a duck,".

There was a research about why do men like oral sex:
- 5% liked the dominance
- 5% liked the feeling
- 90% just liked the silence