What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.