Little boy walks into his parents bedroom and finds them having sex. His dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts at him to get out of the room. A little while later the dad hears a commotion coming from the young lads room. As he enters he is horrified to see the young lad having sex with his gran. The young lad turns and says "Not so fuckin funny when its your mum is it"

A couple in a car find an injured skunk in the road. Being animal lovers they pick it up and the woman places it on her lap. "What about the smell" she asks her husband. "You'll just have to hold its nose" he replies....

Airline pilot finishes talking to passengers as plane takes off but forgets to turn the intercom off. He turns to his co-pilot and says "I think i'll go for a shit and then i'll try to screw that new blonde stewardess". The stewardess hears this and starts running towards the cockpit to warn the pilot of the intercom still being on but trips and falls in the aisle. A little old lady looks down at her and says "No rush love, he's going for a shit first"!!!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough?
Give here a shovel.

Whats the difference between a womans G-spot and a golf ball?
A bloke will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.