What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Blondes and Ice Cubes

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!