What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!